Ah, the ever-ambitious Meghan Markle, always on a never-ending quest for fame and fortune.
And her latest target?
None other than the beloved Julia Roberts.
Brace yourselves for the cringeworthy saga of Meghan’s relentless attempts to cozy up to the pretty woman herself.
According to OK!
magazine, Meghan is leaving no stone unturned in her pursuit of befriending Hollywood’s elite, with her sights firmly set on Julia Roberts.
Yes, the very same actress who has probably forgotten more about acting than Meghan ever knew in the first place.
Since Meghan and Harry traded their royal titles for the glitz and glamour of California, Meghan has been desperate to rub elbows with Tinseltown’s finest.
But hold on tight, folks, because this tale only gets juicier.
Despite her lofty ambitions, Meghan hasn’t shown any interest in returning to her acting roots.
So what exactly is her game plan, you ask?
Well, it’s as clear as mud.
Insiders, if they even exist, suggest that Meghan is laser-focused on getting closer to Roberts.
But why, you might wonder?
Is Meghan planning to revive Julia’s acting career?
Not quite.
Rumors are swirling that Meghan might be looking to collaborate with Roberts on a specific project.
How magnanimous of her, right?
They claim to have crossed paths a few times, but Meghan is determined to infiltrate Julia’s inner circle so they can join forces on something.
In Meghan’s fantasy world, the ultimate goal is to collaborate on fashion and wellness initiatives.
But let’s be honest, who would take wellness advice from someone whose life seems like one big photo opportunity?
And let’s not forget, Meghan is now in the producing business, whatever that means.
So she’s apparently on the hunt for a project to pitch to Julia.
We’re all itching to see how that unfolds.
But here’s the kicker, folks.
Meghan and Harry have been trying to break into Hollywood for a while now, but it seems like nobody’s biting.
Even the good folks of Montecito, where they reside, aren’t exactly lining up to mingle with the dynamic duo.
So what do they do?
They resort to calling in favors just to create the illusion that Meghan’s invited somewhere.
Desperate much?
Let’s get one thing straight, though.
Just because Harry and Meghan attend the same events as actual celebrities doesn’t mean they’re friends.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle can show up at as many events as they want, but they can’t force people to be their friends or collaborators.
It takes more than just proximity to make it in Hollywood, but I guess Meghan hasn’t learned that lesson yet.
And what about Julia Roberts?
Well, she’s smart enough to keep her distance from this circus.
There won’t be any friendship between them, and honestly, who can blame her?
Sure, Meghan might have mentioned Julia once in a list of inspirational women, but that doesn’t mean they’re destined to be besties.
Not by a long shot.
In the end, Meghan’s Hollywood dreams seem to be turning into a Hollywood nightmare.
It’s becoming increasingly clear that she and Harry are struggling to make any real headway in the entertainment industry.
No amount of name-dropping or forced appearances can change that.
And as for their declining popularity in Britain, well, it’s not surprising given their penchant for controversy and self-promotion.
Perhaps it’s time for Meghan to take a step back and reassess her priorities.