Gather round, folks, because we’ve got ourselves a real Hollywood showdown.

Meg, the self-proclaimed former royal, is in a frenzy over Chris Hemsworth’s invitation to Zara Tindall to join him on the silver screen.

Brace yourselves, because this is better than any royal family drama.

It seems that Mike and Zara Tindall, who some believe could be Hollywood’s next big thing, have been mingling with none other than Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, and his wife, Elsa Pataki.

They even shared a meal together in Australia.

Can you believe it?

They’re practically Hollywood royalty now.

Rumors are swirling that Zara Tindall might just make her big screen debut alongside the charming Chris Hemsworth.

The possibilities are endless.

But of course, it’s all veiled in secrecy, leaving us to wonder if Zara accepted Chris’s offer or not.

Their discreet phone conversations and now their hangouts together suggest that this rendezvous may have been about discussing future projects.

After all, Hollywood thrives on secrets.

An anonymous source from Hollywood, the most reliable kind, by the way, claims that a Zara Tindall and Chris Hemsworth on-screen pairing would be a massive hit.

Some even argue that filmmakers should be begging these two to grace Hollywood with their presence.

Just imagine the royal rivalries that could unfold on the silver screen.

But wait, what’s this?

Meghan Markle, the ex-royal trying to conquer Tinseltown, has received a warning not to demand an exorbitant salary if she decides to return to her former show, “Suits,” which she left upon becoming a duchess.

Rumor has it that she’s considering a comeback, and the gossip mill is working overtime.

Speculations suggest she could command an astonishing £235,000 per episode.

However, hold on a minute.

Our PR expert, Ryan McCormick, has some advice for Meg.

He believes that returning to “Suits” could be a strategic career move and could positively impact her image.

But there’s a catch.

Meg needs to show gratitude and charm towards everyone on set, including the lowly production assistants.

Oh, but Ryan doesn’t stop there.

He suggests that Meg might negotiate a substantial salary increase, but cautions that high salaries should be earned by talented actors, not just those who married into royalty.

Ouch.

He also questions Meg’s ability to treat the less prominent individuals on set with kindness.

Is Hollywood ready for Meghan Markle, the former royal who may not bother with the little people?

It’s a Hollywood royal rumble, and Meg faces some difficult choices.

Will she follow in Zara Tindall’s footsteps, or will she return to her lawyer days on “Suits”?

Regardless, the drama continues, and we’re eagerly anticipating every juicy twist and turn.