In a recent YouTube video, Lady C has once again captivated her audience with a tantalizing story about the ever-controversial Meghan and Harry.
According to one of Lady C’s close friends, an observant photographer was seen shadowing the Sussexes during their time in Jamaica.
Picture this: the couple, Harry and Meghan, leisurely strolling along the luxurious shores of the Half Moon Hotel on an apparently uneventful Monday.
However, dear readers, all is not as idyllic as it seems.
While Meghan seemed to bask in the limelight, Harry allegedly wore a face that could sour milk, appearing utterly despondent and profoundly miserable.
But that’s not the end of the story.
Lady C has been informed that a particular photographer trailed the couple, capturing their every move.
The audacity!
It appears they chose this specific Monday to visit Jamaica, just days after a child fell seriously ill. Meghan couldn’t attend Harry’s awards ceremony, but who needs awards when you have paparazzi, right?
In her latest YouTube revelation, Lady C wasted no time in dropping a bombshell.
“A friend of mine,” she says, “saw Harry and Meghan at the Half Moon Hotel on Monday being trolled by a photographer.”
Trolled, indeed.
And for your amusement, dear readers, Harry wore a scarl – a scarlet scowl, according to Lady C – while Meghan, in Lady C’s words, seemed to love everything.
She even spoke to Lady C’s fortunate friend.
But let us not forget, Meghan is a woman of mystery.
Lady C speculates that Meghan probably had no idea who these photographers were.
Oh, the poor darling.
But imagine, dear readers, Harry has repeatedly expressed his disdain for photographers, yet they seem to sprout up like mushrooms wherever he goes.
Now, let’s move on to the main event.
The Sussexes were supposedly in Jamaica for the Bob Marley biopic film, supported by the Bob Marley estate.
Paramount Pictures had their CEO, Brian Robbins, and his wife, Tracy James, in tow.
And let’s not overlook the cherry on top – Andrew Hess, the prime minister of Jamaica, who was also photographed with Harry and Meghan.
Now, here comes the moment when Lady C spills the real tea.
She takes off the gloves and delves into the nitty-gritty.
Firstly, she heard from reliable sources that Meghan appeared several shades darker than usual.
Shocking, isn’t it?
Some speculate that this was a deliberate attempt to showcase her African heritage.
Oh, the audacity.
But the real drama unfolds when people start questioning the purpose of Harry and Meghan’s presence.
As the president and vice president of the Commonwealth Trust, it seems they can do nothing beneficial for the Commonwealth other than, according to Lady C, engage in race-baiting.
Lady C even recalls an incident where Meghan’s alleged race-baiting ruined a trip to Jamaica for Willem and Catherine.
Ouch.
And here’s the icing on the cake – Meghan wasn’t even invited to the movie premiere, ranking a mere sixth on the call sheet for Suits.
However, Harry received an invitation.
Scandalous, isn’t it?
Now, dear readers, brace yourselves for the bombshell of the century.
People on both sides of the pond were left scratching their heads, wondering why on earth Harry and Meghan were in Jamaica at all.
They had absolutely no connection to the movie.
Yet, as expected, Meghan eagerly sought to be photographed with prominent figures like Paramount Pictures CEO Brian Robbins and his wife.
But wait, there’s more.
Andrew Hez, Jamaica’s prime minister, was also in attendance.
Lady C even takes a moment to ponder the state of affairs in Jamaica, torn between becoming a republic or remaining a monarchy.