All right, get ready for a wild ride as we delve into the whirlwind that is Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s latest adventure.

It’s like witnessing a slow-motion car crash – you know you shouldn’t stare, but you just can’t tear your eyes away.

Brace yourself for some piping hot tea.

First things first, our beloved renegade royals decided that they were too good for the ordinary seating at the Super Bowl.

They aimed for the stars, demanding a private box.

However, to their dismay, the Super Bowl executives seemed to have misplaced their royal invitation and flat out denied their request.

How audacious, right?

How dare they not roll out the red carpet for Hollywood’s part-time royalty?

Apparently, Meghan had concocted a master plan to steal the limelight from Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl moment.

Because, naturally, a former cable TV actress and a prince in exile are the real MVPs that America was eagerly waiting to see.

Let’s not forget Harry’s Valentine’s Day escapade last year when he chose pigskin over heartstrings, leaving Meghan behind to hang out with Princess Eugenie at the game.

They were spotted luxuriating in a private box, far away from the commoners.

Fast forward to this year, and our dynamic duo found themselves on the outside looking in, undoubtedly a bitter pill to swallow for two individuals accustomed to the royal treatment.

And then there’s the suit snub – oh, it’s absolutely delicious.

Meghan’s old stomping ground decided to have a reunion without her.

Can you even imagine?

The old gang gathered for a Super Bowl commercial, yet Meghan was conspicuously absent.

It’s almost as if they wanted to remind her that the world of suits keeps spinning, even without its once-beloved starlet who traded briefcases for tiaras.

Gina Torres, Rick Hoffman, Sarah Rafferty – they all showed up.

Meghan?

Not so much.

It’s as if her invitation got lost in the mail, along with any remaining hopes of reviving her acting career.

But wait, there’s a rumor swirling that Meghan might grace Suits with her presence again in some sort of spinoff.

Because when your royal adventure starts to fizzle, the logical next step is to backtrack to the job you left behind in pursuit of greater fame, right?

Royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams didn’t hold back, labeling it a farcical step backward.

However, let’s not dismiss them just yet.

After all, they are known for their unpredictability.

Because nothing says unpredictable like desperately clawing your way back to C-list celebrity status that you thought you had outgrown.

In the end, Harry and Meghan’s quest for Super Bowl glory and acting redemption resembles a poorly scripted reality show.

They seem blissfully unaware that they are not the heroes of this story.

Rather, they resemble those distant relatives who show up uninvited at family events, causing a scene, and then wonder why they’re not the center of attention.

So there you have it, another chapter in the never-ending saga of Harry and Meghan’s quest for relevance.

Will they ever find their happy ending?