The circus has arrived in town, and this time, the spotlight is on Megan, taking center stage with a new act that promises to either have you in stitches or scratching your head in confusion.
According to Hollywood insider Janet Charlton, word has it that Megan is in the process of writing her own autobiography, tentatively named Shade.
Yes, you heard that correctly.
Following Harry’s venture into writing, Megan seems eager to join the literary world, aiming for a narrative that is vibrant and engaging.
Before you jump to conclusions and think this is a deep dive into her royal experiences, let’s set the record straight.
Late-night host Jimmy Fallon couldn’t resist poking fun at Megan’s project, playfully dubbing it Fifty Shades of Bronzer by the former white girl turned royal, Markle.
The title Shade provides ample comedic material, offering a humorous take on the situation.
Megan’s attempt to redefine a term with racial connotations and mold it into a story about her royal journey is as subtle as a sledgehammer.
Interestingly, Megan is drawn to the idea of a single-word title, possibly inspired by Harry’s success.
However, Shade isn’t merely about throwing subtle jabs at the royals; it supposedly alludes to the alleged discussions about Archie’s skin color.
It appears Megan is gearing up to respond to the royal family in a rather passive-aggressive manner through what could be dubbed as the most intriguing book club pick of the century.
But here comes the twist in this tale of literary aspirations.
Securing a publisher for this tell-all book is proving to be as challenging as convincing the public that the Sussexes are just like any other couple.
Neil Shaw, known for his YouTube presence, revealed that publishers are hesitant, requesting a glimpse before committing.
Megan, true to her style, is not willing to work without a confirmed payday.
Additionally, like many royals before her, she is said to be relying on a ghostwriter to shape her vision.
The rumor mill hints that the Sussex saga might be reaching its climax, with Megan’s book potentially marking the finale.
While Hollywood’s interest wanes, the Sussexes may realize that their grievances do not resonate beyond the palace walls.
Ironically, in their pursuit of validation, Harry and Megan risk fading into obscurity, overshadowed by their complaints rather than their aspirations.
As Megan finalizes Shade, the question lingers: will this book be her grand finale or just another chapter in the ongoing Sussex saga?
Time will reveal the answer, but one thing remains certain – the royal family, known for their resilience, is likely bracing for another storm, regardless of the outcome.