In a development hotter than a sultry Jamaican night, former Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry find themselves embroiled in a spot of bother post their recent escapade to the island.
While attending a film premiere may seem like a dreamy getaway, it appears there’s more beneath the surface with the royal couple.
Insider sources have disclosed that Meghan and Harry strategically graced the premiere of Bob Marley’s ‘One Love’ in Kingston, Jamaica, aiming to capture the attention of Hollywood.
The affectionate duo strolled hand in hand down the red carpet, radiating joy.
Harry even posed for pictures with Ziggy Marley and engaged in a conversation about film preferences, a savvy move hinting at his potential Hollywood debut.
How meticulously planned and adorable!
However, the romantic evening took an unpleasant turn when the pair was ousted from their VIP seats.
It seems their attempt to cozy up to the directors in that row was a tad too ambitious.
Royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams has voiced concerns that Meghan and Harry are encountering significant rejection from Hollywood, a harsh reality to face.
Reports from The Hollywood Reporter suggest that Tinseltown is branding them as outright failures.
Fitzwilliams advises against impulsive decisions and urges a more calculated approach.
Despite Harry’s involvement in charity work for Wellchild, signs point to Spotify parting ways with him, raising the likelihood of Netflix following suit if the tide doesn’t turn soon.
Ever wondered about Hollywood aspirations?
While some struggle to secure a red carpet invite, Meghan’s eagerness for glamour led her to jet off to Jamaica in pursuit of it.
Yet, instead of basking in VIP treatment, they found themselves seated behind Rastafarians in the fourth row, a humiliating experience.
This isn’t the first time they’ve been relegated to back row seats, with Harry recently losing his VIP spot at the Living Legends of Aviation Awards.
Perhaps a crash course in seating etiquette is in order.
But wait, there’s more.
Sources reveal Meghan’s resolute ambition to become a Hollywood producer and clinch an Oscar without breaking a sweat.
Her strategy?
Attend as many red carpet events as possible, irrespective of her ties to the films, solely for mingling with A-listers.
She was spotted rubbing shoulders with Jamaica’s Prime Minister and Uncle Andrew Tulloch, a former global press secretary to Sussex, at the premiere – quite the star-studded affair.
Allegedly, Meghan secured her ticket from Toya Hollis, a non-VIP dealer, showcasing her determination to infiltrate Hollywood circles.
It appears Meghan aims to leverage her Hollywood connections to persuade affluent billionaires and studio heads to pour millions into Archewell, despite lacking prior work experience.
The plan seems to involve burning through their funds while boosting her own publicity.
Notable figures like Ted Sandos, Jeff Bezos, Tyler Perry, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, and the Paramount CEO are reportedly on her radar for potential investments.
Brace yourselves for the unfolding saga of Meghan and Harry’s Hollywood odyssey and share your thoughts on this riveting journey.