The Duchess of Desperation, Meghan Markle, is on the lookout for a fresh start.
Following yet another mocking portrayal on the American cartoon, Family Guy, Meghan has instructed her PR team to divert attention by creating positive stories about her.
And here at Page 6, we’re ready to lend a hand.
According to a new report, Meghan is said to be thrilled about an impending major deal, which could potentially revive her Hollywood dreams.
Insider sources claim that this venture has the potential to surpass the million-dollar Spotify deal she recently parted ways with.
But let’s not be fooled by these grand claims.
It’s hard to forget the fallout from Meghan and Harry’s failed Spotify deal.
The couple was labeled as grifters by Spotify, who wanted nothing to do with them.
The millions they invested in the couple’s podcast endeavors were undoubtedly regretted.
Now, they want us to believe that Meghan is about to sign on with Audible.
Well, let’s see how that unfolds.
Sources suggest that the rumored deal on the table is a lucrative one, and Meghan is reportedly excited to be in the company of Michelle and Barack Obama, who signed a deal with Audible in 2022.
However, Meghan’s persistent obsession with Michelle Obama is becoming rather unsettling.
It’s about time she realizes that they don’t reciprocate her admiration.
Despite projecting confidence, the reality is that Meghan has been in a desperate position since losing the Spotify deal.
It was a significant blow to her ego and ambitions.
We keep hearing about her plans to turn things around, whether it’s through a new online business venture or a revived acting career.
But actions speak louder than words, and Meghan seems to struggle with this concept.
Let’s not forget why she lost the Spotify deal.
The lack of content production was a major issue.
For two years, they only managed to release a single 30-minute Christmas episode.
And then came “Archewell Audio,” a rushed attempt to salvage the deal.
However, the show’s flaws were evident.
Meghan dominated the conversation, silencing her guests and preventing their stories from being heard.
It’s no wonder the podcast failed to sustain an audience.
One of Meghan’s biggest problems is her overestimation of her own importance and talent.
She believes that her name alone guarantees success, but reality has proven otherwise.
In a saturated market filled with competition, who would choose to listen to a self-absorbed Duchess rambling about her problems with the royal family?
Her lackluster performance and repetitive narratives have grown tiresome.
The insider claims that Meghan feels ready to work with Audible, but acknowledges the daunting nature of the challenge.
However, considering her previous failures, it’s hard to believe that she will approach this opportunity any differently.
The pressure is mounting, and this deal could be her make-or-break moment.
But let’s face it, Meghan is already broken.
Her track record speaks for itself.
Despite numerous chances, whether it was the podcast series, the Netflix deal, or the Disney voiceover, Meghan has consistently stumbled and disappointed.
Companies are understandably hesitant to work with her.
It’s difficult to sympathize with her sleepless nights and worries when she brought this upon herself.
Hollywood’s power brokers are well aware of Meghan and Harry’s missteps with the Spotify deal.
A second failure could spell the end of their brand, as trust in their ability to deliver content diminishes.
The stakes are undeniably high.
The lucrative deals they once secured were based on assumptions rather than proven talent.
Now, they find themselves grappling with the reality that their titles alone cannot sustain interest.
Their lack of substance is glaringly obvious.
Page Six reached out to Audible for clarification, and a spokesperson denied any negotiations with Meghan.
So, it seems the rumors have been debunked.
But the question remains: why all the effort?
Is this a ploy by WME, one of the top talent agencies, to salvage Meghan’s image?
Or are they simply struggling to find legitimate work for her?
Only time will tell.
Rumors suggest that Meghan may part ways with WME in the spring.
What lies ahead for her then?
Will she take matters into her own hands, relying solely on her trusty sidekick, Scooby-Doo, for PR support?
The future remains uncertain, and unfortunately, we’re not any closer to bidding farewell to Meghan.
Now, over to you.
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