What’s the latest buzz from across the pond?

Well, grab your popcorn because Meghan Markle, often dubbed the Duchess of Drama, is stirring the pot once again.

This time, she’s reportedly working on a tell-all memoir that promises to be as explosive as her previous media ventures.

It seems like every few months, we’re treated to another chapter in the saga of Harry and Meghan, and this latest development has everyone talking.

You might remember the whirlwind that followed their departure from royal duties.

The couple jetted off to California, leaving behind a trail of hurt feelings and unresolved issues.

Since then, they’ve been on a relentless quest for the spotlight, airing the royal family’s dirty laundry at every opportunity.

From the infamous Oprah interview to their Netflix docuseries, and let’s not forget Harry’s tell-all memoir, “Spare,” it feels like they’ve been milking their royal exit for all it’s worth.

Now, according to royal biographer Tom Bauer, Meghan is ready to unleash her next big project—a memoir that’s said to be filled with drama and vitriol.

Just what the world needs, right?

Another self-serving narrative from the Sussexes.

It’s hard to believe that Meghan, who has built a career on portraying herself as a victim, might not be entirely forthcoming in her writing.

Shocking, isn’t it?

But here’s the kicker: Bauer suggests that the Sussexes’ future doesn’t look bright.

Their popularity is reportedly on a steady decline, and whenever they need a quick cash influx or a boost to their image, they seem to drop another bombshell.

It’s almost like clockwork—when their public favor wanes, accusations of racism or other controversies emerge.

This latest drama coincides with Harry recently accepting a military award for his involvement with the Invictus Games.

Talk about tone-deaf!

Here’s a guy who stepped back from his military duties only to become a professional victim, now being honored for organizing a sports competition.

It raises eyebrows, to say the least.

Polls indicate that the American public isn’t on board with the Sussexes’ antics either.

Nearly 40% of Americans believe Harry was wrong to accept the award, while Meghan’s popularity has plummeted to a mere 36%.

Ouch!

It seems the land of opportunity isn’t as welcoming for them as they had hoped.

So, what do you do when your relevance starts to dwindle?

You write a scandalous memoir!

Nothing screams “I’m over it” quite like a 400-page rant about the family you claim to want privacy from.

I can already hear the die-hard supporters typing furiously in the comments, defending Meghan as a strong, independent woman challenging a racist institution.

But let’s be honest—the victim narrative is wearing thin and, frankly, it feels a bit insulting.

Let’s face it: this is a desperate bid for attention from a couple realizing their time in the limelight is running out.

They’ve burned through their goodwill, and their Hollywood connections are drying up.

What’s left?

A rehashing of grievances and manufactured outrage.

Meanwhile, the rest of the royal family is busy with their responsibilities.

King Charles is tackling the cost-of-living crisis and modernizing the monarchy, all while attending countless engagements.

William and Kate are managing their royal duties and raising their children.

In contrast, what are Harry and Meghan doing?

Sitting in their Montecito mansion, plotting their next media blitz.

It’s not just pathetic; it’s downright boring.

Here’s my message to the Sussexes: We’re tired of your grievances and your so-called truth.

If you truly desire privacy and want to carve out your own path, then do it!

Make a real difference without constantly referencing the institution you seem to despise.

But let’s be real—we all know that’s not going to happen.

Without the royal connection and drama, Harry and Meghan are just another pair of celebrities vying for attention in a crowded Hollywood landscape.

So, brace yourselves for Meghan’s upcoming memoir.

It’s bound to be filled with revelations that will shock no one, like “Palace staff didn’t like me” or “Being a princess is hard.” And when it inevitably hits the bestseller list because people can’t resist a train wreck, remember: every copy sold is just another nail in the coffin of their credibility.