Rumors are swirling through the digital ether, hinting at a dramatic confrontation between Ari Emanuel, the CEO of Endeavor, and Meghan Markle.

According to these whispers, Emanuel reportedly lost his cool after Markle suggested she might leverage her royal connections to harm the reputation of WME, the talent agency under Endeavor’s umbrella.

But let’s take a step back and examine this claim more closely.

First off, the idea that Meghan would threaten to dismantle WME using her royal ties is almost laughable.

Who does she think she is?

If we’re talking about Prince Harry, he’s more of a royal shadow than a formidable force.

Seriously, trying to intimidate Hollywood with Harry is like wielding a wet noodle in a sword fight.

The desperation behind this supposed threat is palpable.

Picture this: Ari, comfortably seated in his lavish office adorned with accolades, suddenly faces an irate Meghan, insisting that she’s a royal powerhouse.

“You’re nobody,” he might have snapped back, a sentiment that resonates with everyone except Meghan and Harry.

One can only imagine Harry’s surprise; he knew full well what he was signing up for when he took her on as a client.

If anything, he should have flipped through a manual titled “How Not to Manage a Diva” before entering into any agreement with her.

Ari’s advice to Meghan—suggesting she stop trying to wield her title for personal gain—is quite telling.

Doesn’t he realize that her title is practically all she has left?

What else is she bringing to the table?

A faded acting career?

A brief foray into the lifestyle guru scene?

It seems she’s built her entire identity around her royal connections, yet now she’s trying to downplay them.

It’s as if she believes she can stroll through Hollywood without anyone noticing that her tiara is slightly askew.

Fast forward over a year since WME signed her on, and what’s the payoff?

Crickets.

You’d think a savvy talent agency would have recognized the risks of hitching their wagon to Meghan’s quickly fading star.

Didn’t they learn from Sunshine Sachs, who severed ties with her due to unpaid bills and an attitude that could wilt flowers?

The irony is almost too rich to ignore.

If Harry was on the lookout for a headline-grabbing client, there are countless other individuals with actual talent and relevance he could have chosen.

Perhaps he believed he could revive Meghan’s tarnished image and transform her into the next Hollywood sensation.

But alas, the reality seems far from that hopeful vision.

Returning to that fiery encounter, one can almost visualize Meghan gesturing wildly, declaring, “I’ll unleash the royal kraken!” To which Ari, with a bemused grin, might have retorted, “Don’t threaten me.” It’s all reminiscent of a poorly written sitcom.

“I’ll release Sophie!” she exclaims, presumably thinking that invoking others will somehow intimidate the talent agency.

But let’s be real—what royal connections does Meghan actually have left?

If Harry is her sole link to royalty, that hardly constitutes a power move.

The royals who truly matter—Charles, Camilla, William, and Catherine—are likely rolling their eyes at her antics.

With each passing day, Meghan’s royal status appears less like a privilege and more like an albatross hanging around her neck.