In a bid to ensure utmost security and privacy during the upcoming coronation of King Charles, Major Johnny Thompson, the kilted tick-tock sensation and equerry for the King, has been equipped with a cutting-edge device to counter hairy eavesdropping devices.
Major Thompson, who previously served as a bodyguard to Queen Elizabeth II, has become quite the heartthrob after being spotted at the Royal Carol Concert.
As Prince and Princess of Wales made their way to Westminster Abbey for a festive performance, eagle-eyed fans couldn’t help but notice Major Jonathan Thompson standing closely behind Kate, flashing his charming smile against the backdrop of a snowy Christmas tree.
This dashing army officer from the 5th Battalion Royal Regiment of Scotland has also been entrusted with the responsibility of escorting Prime Minister Liz Truss during her visit to Buckingham Palace prior to her resignation.
With Major Thompson’s recent promotion, royal enthusiasts are feeling even more reassured about the security arrangements for Meghan and Harry’s presence at the coronation.
The Major now possesses the authority to utilize state-of-the-art equipment to detect any hidden cameras or microphones that may be employed by the treacherous duo.
It is rumored that both MI5 and MI6 have provided him with specialized blocking devices to counter any surveillance attempts.
In terms of anti-surveillance techniques, it is believed that Major Thompson will employ scramblers to ensure secure messaging.
These devices, according to spy gear experts, can create white noise that mimics public spaces, effectively jamming any recording attempts.
Additionally, there are silent or ultrasonic scramblers available, some of which are pocket-sized.
Although the current market offerings for ultrasonic scramblers appear too large, it is speculated that MI5 possesses more advanced and compact models capable of jamming wireless transmissions.
While it remains unclear whether the Harkals were utilizing jamming devices, it is evident from a video that Harry was seen adjusting his tie, revealing a round item behind it that matched the color of his tie.
This discovery has fueled speculation about the existence of covert recordings within the royal family, as such evidence could potentially be scandalous if made public.
It is believed that both sides involved in the ongoing family rift are eager to gather receipts for any conversations held, indicating a level of mistrust and tension.
The recent Oprah interview conducted by Meghan and Harry is seen by some as an attempt to tarnish the public image of Prince Charles and Prince William.
Meghan’s past remarks about being “a plane crash away from the throne” have been taken seriously by the royal family, who now view her actions with concern.
It is apparent that Meghan’s motives, coupled with her newfound financial resources, have contributed to a sense of instability.
The interview, seen as a media onslaught against the royal family, aims to label Charles and William with the R-word, implying their alleged mistreatment of a vulnerable and pregnant Meghan.
As preparations for King Charles’s coronation continue, Major Johnny Thompson stands as a steadfast guardian, equipped with the latest technology to safeguard the privacy and security of the royal family.
His presence brings a sense of reassurance to both the monarchy and the public, ensuring that the event will unfold smoothly, free from any prying eyes or unwanted eavesdropping attempts.