In the realm of royalty, welcome back, esteemed viewers.

Here we are again with your customary dosage of Royal News Analysis.

Ladies and gentlemen, assemble around as we embark on an astonishing narrative of Hollywood theatrics, conceit, and perhaps, a touch of poetic retribution.

Meghan Markle, the self-proclaimed luminary of Hollywood, recently graced Variety’s Power of Women event, and oh my, it was a spectacle like no other.

We’ve previously delved into Meghan’s cringe-worthy exhibition at the Power of Women gathering, where she shamelessly paraded and beamed for the cameras, seemingly oblivious to the eye-rolls and exasperated sighs of those in her vicinity.

But brace yourselves, for the saga intensifies.

Before we unravel the captivating details, let’s pause right there.

Hold onto your seats, for what unfolds next is truly worth the anticipation.

Picture this – Meghan, once Duchess, now aspiring Hollywood figure, escorted off stage.

Yes, the purported A-listers in attendance were so incensed, so repulsed by Meghan’s insatiable craving for the limelight, that they declined to share the platform with her.

Can you envision it?

Meghan, the architect of her own public relations debacle, subtly nudged away from prime photography spots by her peers.

A recorded moment captured the scene as Meghan, adorned in a camel off-the-shoulder attire with a sleek bun, turned into an obstructive presence.

The A-listers, unimpressed and weary, gestured to steer her aside.

This gesture speaks volumes, even in the glitzy realm of Hollywood, where the pursuit of fame is akin to a competitive sport.

Observers remarked that Meghan seemed entirely consumed by seizing attention from the attendees.

However, the narrative takes a startling twist here.

A guest, evidently exasperated by Meghan’s antics, decided to take matters into their own hands.

Yes, someone had the audacity to physically guide her off the stage, creating an awkward interlude.

Imagine being ousted from a stage at an event for which you purportedly secured a seat.

The ignominy, the chagrin – it’s almost poetic justice.

Meghan found herself devoid of companions for snapshots, save for Janet Yang, the former president of PGA and chairman of Universal Studio Group.

These two individuals shared a table with Meghan, and she approached them for a photograph together.

But hold on, there’s more to this tale.

Meghan, the opportunist, had her personal photographer on standby, and an agreement was reached to vend the clearest images to the media.

The zeal with which Meghan relished her moment in the spotlight was palpable.

As we dissect this unforeseen sequence of events, one can’t help but ponder why Meghan, who professes to have bid adieu to the entertainment domain, would subject herself to such humiliation.