Oh, the drama!

Brace yourselves for the latest twist in the ongoing saga between Ellen DeGeneres and Meghan Markle.

It all started when the Duchess delivered a scathing response that is sure to leave you wanting more.

Meghan, known for spinning webs of rumors to divert attention from her own failures, has received a stern warning to distance herself from the ever-toxic Ellen DeGeneres as she faces a make-or-break year with Prince Harry.

Their paths first crossed in 2017, and since then, their bond has grown stronger than Harry’s ties to the royal family.

They even made an appearance together on Ellen’s talk show, showcasing their down-to-earth and compassionate personas.

Last year, Harry and Meghan were among the elite guests at Ellen and Portia’s vow renewal ceremony, rubbing shoulders with the likes of Kris Jenner.

Ellen showered them with praise, hailing them as paragons of humility and kindness.

Quite the spectacle, indeed.

But here comes the juicy twist.

Meghan’s WME agency has warned her to steer clear of Ellen due to the toxic workplace allegations surrounding the Ellen DeGeneres show.

Meghan, desperate to rebuild her image in America, fears that her association with Ellen might further tarnish her reputation.

What a nightmare!

According to a source, it was actually Ellen who reached out to Meghan initially.

The recent public relations stunt they pulled was nothing more than a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

Remember that police fundraiser with Kevin Costner?

Well, they were all there, posing for a group photo alongside Ellen, Portia, Oprah, and many others.

However, it seems Ellen has finally seen through Meghan’s act and decided to give her the boot.

And here’s the kicker: Ellen turned down Meghan’s request for a favor and refused to take that supposed money pit off their hands.

No more freebies for Meghan.

As a consolation prize, Ellen gifted her a chicken.

Yes, you read that right, a chicken.

But wait, there’s more.

Ellen didn’t even invite Meghan and Harry to Portia de Rossi’s birthday party.

Ouch!

Portia celebrated her 51st birthday in Hollywood, surrounded by A-listers from the entertainment industry.

However, Meghan was noticeably absent.

In her usual cheeky fashion, Ellen shared a photo of Portia with a horse and gushed about her amazing wife.

It almost feels like she’s rubbing it in Meghan’s face.

Even the Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner, couldn’t resist posting a heartfelt Instagram tribute to Portia, complete with photos of their trio.

The shade is real.

So, dear readers, here you have it—the latest episode of the Meghan and Ellen soap opera.

Will Meghan respond to Ellen’s snub?

Will Ellen take over the Sussex mansion?

Stay tuned for more juicy details in the next thrilling installment of Royal Feuds and Hollywood Clapbacks.