Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, once convinced of their ability to control the media narrative and maintain a strict sartorial stance, found themselves unable to establish a successful rapport with the press.

Despite their aspirations to dictate their own media dominion, they soon realized that not everyone was willing to cooperate.

Even their supposed ally, People Magazine, proved to be a disappointment.

For a while, Harry and Meghan believed that People Magazine had their backs.

It seemed like a match made in heaven, as they graced the cover of every issue.

Sales soared for the magazine, and the couple enjoyed their time in the spotlight.

But alas, all good things must come to an end.

The editorial staff at People Magazine made the decision to sever ties with Harry and Meghan.

The exorbitant cost of gaining access into their lives became a significant concern.

The couple’s expectations were simply too extravagant for the magazine to keep up with.

However, what truly shocked everyone was the elusiveness of their children, Archie and Lily.

People Magazine had hoped for exclusive access to the Duke and Duchess’s children, but Harry and Meghan were unwilling to grant such privileges.

Archie and Lily remained more enigmatic than Bigfoot himself.

Even Netflix, who had consistently declined requests for glimpses into their lives, including an offer to produce a documentary, recognized the dubious nature surrounding the royal heirs.

After deliberations within the royal family, it was determined that Harry and Meghan were untrustworthy.

This cautionary message echoed throughout the palace, warning everyone to keep a safe distance.

It is precisely this lack of trust that led to Harry’s failed attempts to coerce his father into a real estate transaction.

The King, armed with classified information, made the difficult choice to sever ties with his son.

In an effort to salvage its reputation and sales, People Magazine decided to cut all connections with the royal couple.

They no longer wished to sustain a fairy tale that was beginning to crumble.

The magazine turned its attention away from Meghan and Harry, refusing to provide the financial means for their extravagant requests.

Meanwhile, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have received a stark warning following the release of Omid Scobie’s book, Endgame.

Scobie, who is allegedly a close friend of the couple, has made startling revelations about the members of the royal family.

PR expert Mark Borkowski warns the California-based royals that they are losing the public relations battle against the royal family.

Borkowski states, “This guy, Scobie, knows how to create discourse and debate, and if he is the favored confidant of Harry and Meghan, it strikes me as another attempt from them to cause as much mischief as possible.”

He further emphasizes that Harry and Meghan continually find themselves on the losing end of the PR war.

While they fight against themselves, the royals remain silent, frustrating the couple even more.