Megan, the Duchess of Dorama, has reportedly been expelled from the exclusive San Vincente bungalows in Los Angeles after repeatedly arranging for photographers to capture her entrance.

With her behavior resembling that of reality TV stars like the Kardashians, Megan seems determined to be in the spotlight, unlike other celebrities who prefer a more low-key approach.

Stars like Serena Williams have gained fame through hard work and talent, rather than seeking constant attention.

This attention-seeking behavior by Megan poses a significant problem for celebrities who value their privacy.

The whole purpose of attending a private club is to keep their personal lives away from prying eyes.

Unfortunately, Megan seems to confuse the concept of privacy with a hunger for fame and prestige.

In light of this, we decided to give Megan some well-deserved attention today by playing a little game called “Megan versus something better.”

Let’s dive into it.

In the first round, we present two extreme close-ups.

One is of Megan Markle herself, while the other is something you might actually prefer over the diva duchess.

Can you guess which one is Megan?

Let’s zoom out and reveal the truth.

You may recall the infamous bird poop dress from the Oprah interview.

It was designed to resemble a bird’s droppings on Megan’s outfit.

Perhaps that explains her crankiness.

If you correctly identified the genuine excrement from the duchess’s robe, congratulations!

You have the eyes of a hawk, hopefully not the one responsible for the mess on Megan’s dress.

Moving on to round two, take a close look at two more extreme close-ups.

Can you identify which one is Megan and what the other image represents?

Let’s zoom out and find out.

One picture is of a car crash, while the other is the Reliant Robin driven by Jeremy Clarkson in an episode of Top Gear.

Oh dear, Megan’s choice of dress for a red carpet event was nothing short of disastrous.

Even the carpet itself must have felt embarrassed.

The late Joan Rivers would have had a field day with this one, likely commenting on Megan’s fashion mishap by saying something like, “They were dressed in the dark.

I mean, she looks like she went to Macy’s and got gift-wrapped.”

Round three is an easy one.

It refers to the day of the questionable car chase through New York.

As the allegations of a high-speed chase became increasingly implausible, even the most ardent supporters of Megan and Harry had to admit defeat.

The couple’s attempt to play the victim card turned them into a global laughingstock.

Nobody, not even the mayor, found their story remotely believable.

A two-hour high-speed chase?

Highly unlikely.

Now, let’s move on to round four, which features one of the most memorable memes of Megan.

It showcases her infamous poop emoji hat by Philip Treacy, worn during her first public outing with Prince Harry.

Perhaps she was sending them subliminal messages about what lay ahead for their relationship.

And finally, in round five, we have a delicious roast chicken on one side and Megan in her Misha Momus wide silver dress on the other.

The dress, designed to keep athletes warm after a marathon and receive signals from outer space, was a fashion disaster.

To complete the look, Megan carried a clutch bag that she forgot to remove from the security box.

Twitter users couldn’t resist mocking her, with one post suggesting that Megan’s fans used Photoshop to make her look presentable.

As we can see, Megan’s fashion choices have been far from stellar.

Her creased clothes and questionable outfit selections have become a subject of ridicule.

Social media users have compared her dresses to a gold coronation robe and even added fins to one of her gowns, transforming it into a goldfish dress.

Despite the criticism, Megan continues to make fashion blunders, leaving many wondering if she will ever learn from her mistakes.

In conclusion, Megan’s desire for attention and her questionable fashion choices have made her a target of criticism and mockery.

While some may argue that she is simply expressing herself, others believe that she should take a page from the book of celebrities like Catherine, who maintain a sense of dignity and grace.

As we navigate the world of celebrity news, let’s remember to appreciate those who choose to be true to themselves without seeking constant validation.