Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is facing a major hurdle in her quest for brand deals with top fashion designers.

But what exactly is stopping them from wanting to use her face to sell their brand?

Brace yourself, because the answer will not only shock you but also have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Hello crown crunchers!

With all the heavy news about the royals this week, we thought it would be a refreshing change to lighten things up with some hilarious coverage of the Duchess of Sussex.

As we know, Megan is about to relaunch her fashion and lifestyle blog, known as the Tig.

However, all her favorite designers are making it clear that they want nothing to do with her.

So, let’s find out why.

It comes as no surprise that Megan has gained a reputation for being one of the most difficult people to work with.

Her royal staff have alleged that they were scared of her due to her quick temper and perpetually stern expression.

Even the Princess of Wales, Queen Consort Camilla, and Duchess of Edinburgh Sophie have made it clear that they prefer to give her a wide berth, avoiding any unnecessary conversations.

And rightly so, as anything they say could be recorded and used by Megan in her next money-generating venture.

But we also know that Megan can turn on the charm when she needs to.

Many have diagnosed her as a narcissist, and her ability to be charming only to her chosen targets is a classic narcissistic quality.

While this may contribute to her lack of presence in the fashion scene, it’s not the main reason.

To get to the bottom of this, we need to take a closer look at Megan’s choice of footwear.

Yes, all the way down to her feet.

It turns out that Megan has a disastrous track record when it comes to making even the nicest suit look like a comedy skit.

Why?

Well, allegedly, Megan believes that wearing shoes two sizes too large gives off a chic “I’ve got my mommy’s shoes on” flair.

She proudly claims that many celebrities adopt this practice to avoid blisters and bunions.

However, designers like Valentino do not want to see their meticulously crafted shoes looking ill-fitting.

They go to great lengths to tailor every inch of their garments to ensure a flawless look, especially when the spotlight is on.

Imagine their disappointment when the cameras zoom in on Megan’s shoes, only to find that they look like they’ve been borrowed from a five-year-old’s shoe closet.

It’s a fashion disaster.

We have witnessed Megan’s signature oversized shoe style on numerous public outings, and it’s becoming embarrassing.

Unlike the Princess of Wales, Kate, who finishes every outfit with exceptional attention to detail, or even Victoria Beckham, who understands the importance of footwear in completing an outfit, Megan’s fashion choices are becoming synonymous with calamity.

It’s no wonder designers are keeping their distance.

If you’re anything like me, shoes are your favorite part of an outfit.

They are the cherry on top.

Yes, sometimes they may not be the most comfortable, and blisters are a possibility.

But as they say, nothing worth doing is easy, and we’ve all heard the saying that one must suffer for fashion.

However, I think we’ve seen enough shoe blunders from Megan to last a lifetime.

But what do you think?

Let’s dive into the comments section.

NNJJ points out that ill-fitting shoes can cause blisters, but wearing pantyhose or tights can alleviate the problem.

And let’s be honest, the shoes do look ridiculous.

Firebearvap suggests that maybe Megan’s feet swell, just like her head.

They jokingly mention Queen Elizabeth’s clever idea of having someone break in her shoes before she wears them.

Perhaps Megan should consider having Harry break in her shoes for her.

Franjenkin finds entertainment in Harry and Megan’s antics, with all their tell-all documentaries and books.

They eagerly await Megan’s upcoming tell-all book, expecting it to be full of catty remarks.

Indigo Roses sums it up perfectly, stating that money doesn’t give you class or make you important, which Megan seems to exemplify.

It’s clear that Megan could benefit from listening to advice and taking guidance from professionals.

In conclusion, Megan Markle’s oversized shoe style has become a signature part of her outfits, but it’s not winning her any favors with top fashion designers.

Her fashion choices are often seen as comical and ridiculous, which is not the image designers want associated with their brand.

While Megan may have her reasons for wearing larger shoes, it seems that the fashion world is not willing to embrace this unique approach.

As for Megan’s future in the fashion industry, only time will tell if she will adapt her style or continue to face rejection from top designers.

Thank you for joining us this week!

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