In a surprising turn of events, residents near the Sussex’s mansion in Montecito have expressed their astonishment at Megan’s peculiar bathroom habits.
According to accounts from five households, Megan, with her 16 bathrooms, has been spotted using an outdoor toilet despite having ample facilities indoors.
This behavior has left people wondering why she would choose such an unorthodox approach, especially when caught in compromising situations while under the influence.
Critics have described her actions as gross and nasty, likening them to cat-like behavior in an alley.
It seems that Megan’s bathroom habits have not gone unnoticed by others as well.
Mexican gardeners employed by the royal family have also voiced their concerns about her tendency to use the garden as her personal restroom.
One gardener expressed his dissatisfaction, stating that Megan’s acidic and spicy urine has a detrimental effect on the grass and plants.
The pH value of her urine is ruining the very environment he is tasked with maintaining.
Frustrated, he questioned how he could perform his job effectively under such circumstances.
Even after settling in the United States, Megan’s habits continue to follow her.
Prince Harry, according to his advisors, is reportedly at his wit’s end with his wife’s behavior.
A new book reveals that during an African safari, Harry initially found Megan’s outdoor toileting to be an endearing quality.
However, this habit has persisted, with Megan now using the gardens of their lavish Santa Barbara mansion as her preferred bathroom.
While some may argue that this contributes to reducing their carbon footprint, others see it as a futile effort, comparing it to being as useful as a fart in a hurricane.
In other news related to Montecito, Gwen Lurie, the CEO and Executive Editor of the Montecito Journal Media Group, shared her perspective on the portrayal of the area in a recent article.
Lurie expressed her dissatisfaction with how the media tends to focus on the celebrity aspect of Montecito, overlooking its true essence.
She believes that what sets Montecito apart is its ability to attract individuals who are less socially aspirational compared to those living in Los Angeles or New York City.
Lurie argues that if climbing the Hollywood social ladder is one’s priority, Montecito would not be the ideal choice due to its unassuming nature.
However, it appears that some misconceptions about Montecito have arisen since the arrival of certain individuals.
Self-proclaimed photographers have been spotted lurking around the houses, staging photos and inadvertently capturing celebrities in the process.
One such victim of this invasion of privacy was Cameron Diaz.
This serves as evidence that paparazzi are not solely responsible for the attention drawn to Montecito; in fact, it is Megan herself who often calls them to photograph her during her walks with her pets.
Interestingly, five households surrounding the Sussexes’ home decided to sell up and move out within a span of three years since 2020.
This suggests that Megan and Harry may not be as popular in the area as previously assumed, as analyzed by Gwen Lurie in her publication.
Adding to this speculation, a plot of land with planning permission for a new-build mansion has recently become available for sale in Montecito.
Located just a short stroll away from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s residence, the plot presents an opportunity for potential neighbors to settle in close proximity to the famous couple.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex purchased their current home, known as the Chateau of Riven Rock, for £11 million in June 2020.
Richard Mineyard, a former Fleet Street Royal correspondent turned gossip columnist for the Montecito Journal, revealed the sale of the 1.52-acre building plot in Upper Montecito, emphasizing its close proximity to the Sussexes’ estate.
As the Montecito community continues to evolve, it remains to be seen how these developments will shape the dynamics of the neighborhood and its relationship with its celebrity residents.