In a surprising turn of events, Scott Davis has dropped a bombshell revelation confirming that Meghan, known as our very own Duchess of Delusions, has been excluded from the Suits LA spinoff.
The decision to leave out Meghan, the sole actress from the original lineup, has come as no shock to many.
The spinoff, led by the charismatic Stephen Aiel, appears to have no space for royal cameos or mediocre actresses.
Meghan’s role in the original Suits series was forgettable, akin to a background tree in a high school production.
Describing her as a star of the show would be like claiming a water boy is the MVP of a football team.
Despite this, Meghan and her constant companion Harry seem to be reminiscing about her fleeting moments on screen, displaying charisma comparable to a telemarketer.
However, Meghan’s attempt to remain in the spotlight has led her to launch a lackluster lifestyle brand named American Riviera Orchard.
This venture, promoted as a lifestyle brand, primarily serves as a platform for self-promotion and grandeur.
To add to the cringe factor, Netflix has reportedly offered Meghan a cooking show, a choice met with disinterest and ridicule from the public.
Critics have not held back in questioning the viability of Meghan’s brand and her insatiable need for attention.
It appears that Meghan and Harry are determined to redefine mediocrity, leaving many wondering when their quest for irrelevance will cease.
The royal website’s selection of a photo from Meghan’s Suits days feels like a subtle reminder of her minimal contributions to the acting world.
As Meghan’s character in Suits unknowingly celebrated a day off that marked her downfall, Meghan herself seems to be celebrating a career that never truly took off.
The stark contrast lies in the fact that in Suits, it was merely a day, whereas in reality, it resembles a Lifetime Achievement Award for underachievement.
Perhaps it’s time for Meghan to consider stepping away from the limelight, as the world, much like the Suits LA spinoff, has moved on without her.
Dear Harry, may you find a pursuit that doesn’t involve perpetually accompanying Meghan on her ventures.
It’s time for both Meghan and Harry to explore new paths, away from the relentless pursuit of a fame that seems to be slipping away.