Hold onto your hats, folks!

Meghan Markle is back in the spotlight, and this time she’s waving her arms and declaring herself a victim.

Yes, you heard that right.

Before even launching her new business venture, American Riviera Orchard, Meghan is already lamenting about feeling besieged by criticism.

It’s quite the spectacle, isn’t it?

Reports suggest that Meghan believes every step she takes is scrutinized, and she’s not too happy about it.

But let’s be real for a second—welcome to the life of a public figure, Meghan!

Everyone from Taylor Swift to the Rock faces their share of backlash.

Even Mother Teresa had her critics!

Yet, Meghan seems to think she deserves an invisible shield protecting her from all negativity.

Spoiler alert: that’s not how it works.

So what’s this unfair criticism she’s talking about?

Is any feedback that doesn’t shower her with praise automatically deemed unfair?

Take her new lifestyle brand, for instance.

Some are dubbing it “American Ripoff,” claiming it borrows heavily from Flamingo Estate.

And let’s not ignore the irony here.

This is a woman who preaches charity while peddling luxury goods at outrageous prices.

It feels a bit like she’s trying to channel Gwyneth Paltrow, but with a twist of hypocrisy.

Her PR team is certainly working overtime, attempting to paint Meghan as a misunderstood genius facing unjust persecution.

They want us to believe that she’s merely sharing her passions with the world, and we’re the villains for not appreciating her efforts.

But come on, let’s take a moment to reflect—what has Meghan really accomplished?

Sure, she starred in a cable TV show and snagged a prince, but what else?

A podcast that barely made waves, a Netflix series that didn’t capture audiences, and now this questionable lifestyle brand that’s already drawing ridicule.

And yet, she carries on as if she’s some kind of revolutionary being thwarted by haters.

Wouldn’t it be refreshing if Meghan dialed down the self-importance and focused on doing something meaningful?

Instead, we’re met with a continuous stream of complaints about how unfairly she’s treated.

What work, exactly, is she referring to?

Attending a few events and letting producers handle the heavy lifting?

And let’s not forget the narrative she’s been pushing about her partnership with Harry.

Did you catch their appearance at the ESPY Awards?

They looked about as comfortable as a cat in a bathtub, yet we’re expected to believe they’re a united front against the world’s injustices.

The reality is, Meghan needs to wake up and recognize that the world doesn’t owe her adoration.

Criticism comes with the territory when you choose to be in the public eye.

If she can’t handle the heat, perhaps it’s time to step away from the kitchen—or in this case, the overpriced jam factory.

But let’s be honest here; Meghan isn’t going anywhere.

She’ll continue to play the victim card, insisting she’s more significant than she is, all while wondering why the world doesn’t roll out the red carpet for her.

And you know what?

We’ll be watching and reporting on it all.

No sugarcoating here!

We call it like we see it, and we certainly won’t bow to self-proclaimed royalty.

So hang tight, because if Meghan thinks she’s facing challenges now, she hasn’t seen anything yet.

Stay tuned for more updates!