Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a sizzling tale of jealousy and desperation in Hollywood.
Our dear Meg, Meghan Markle herself, seems to be pulling out all the stops to snag that elusive supporting actress Oscar after getting knocked around by Jennifer Coolidge not once, but twice.
Jennifer Coolidge, the queen of quirk, scooped up an Emmy for her outstanding supporting role in HBO’s The White Lotus, playing the eccentric Tanya McCoy.
And what’s even more impressive is that she nabbed the same prize back in 2023 for the first season of the show.
Coolidge, always one to bring her A game, reprised her role for the Sicilian set sophomore installment and accepted her award with a delightful touch of humor.
She even had to put the trophy down because, well, it’s just so heavy, right?
But let’s not forget her shout out to director Mark White and producer David Bernard, and then the piece de resistance.
Coolidge graciously thanked all the evil gays, hearkening back to that iconic White Lotus episode that became an instant meme.
Now here’s where the plot thickens, folks.
According to a source close to Jennifer Coolidge’s assistant, yes, they’ve got insiders too, it seems our dear Meg tried to buy herself an outstanding supporting actress award.
Can you believe it?
She apparently sent a list of movies where she played supporting roles, but let’s be real here, folks.
Meg’s acting skills are about as convincing as a politician’s promises.
Truth be told, Meg’s a one-hit wonder when it comes to the screen.
Remember Suits?
That’s about as famous as she got.
When it comes to acting, she’s a FedEx envelope compared to Coolidge’s award-winning performances.
It’s like comparing a Ferrari to a tricycle, really.
But here’s where it gets even spicier.
After being snubbed by the Emmys, it seems Meg is now trying to claw her way onto the Oscars stage by reportedly bribing Dame Caroline McCall, an ITV director.
ITV, the lucky owner of Oscars rights, could potentially be her ticket to the big show.
Now, for those with short memories, remember when Meg had that whole showdown with Piers Morgan after the Oprah interview?
She basically gave him an ultimatum, apologize or resign, and he chose the latter.
Well, it seems Dame Caroline McCall is no stranger to a little slipperiness herself.
But let’s get real, folks.
The idea of Meg gracing the Oscars stage is laughable.
What’s she going to do?
Accept an Oscar?
Present one?
Maybe?
Let’s just say Sky News has already declined to air the Oscars, so good luck with that one, Meg.