In the latest chapter of the Meghan and Harry fashion saga, the former actress turned royal renegade has caused quite a stir.

Let’s get straight to the dirt, shall we?

Picture this: Meghan Markle strutting her stuff at Paris Fashion Week, thinking she’s the queen of the catwalk.

But hold on tight, dear readers, because this was no ordinary fashion statement.

Meghan’s audacious choice for the evening was a strapless purple dress that left the entire fashion world cringing.

Now, let’s set the scene.

Meghan Markle, accompanied by her ever-so-casual hubby Harry, attended the premiere of a Bob Marley film in Kingston, Jamaica.

One would assume that, given the occasion, she would want to blend in with the crowd, right?

Wrong.

Instead, she decided to stick out like a sore thumb in her purple monstrosity.

Meghan’s outfit consisted of what so-called fashion experts believed to be a bespoke, flowing maxi skirt from Carolina Herrera.

But that’s not all.

We can’t overlook the slicked-back bun that had everyone buzzing.

Oh, Meghan.

The bun really pushed the envelope, didn’t it?

It’s as if she was channeling her inner Hollywood diva at an event where the dress code clearly called for island casual.

But here’s the real kicker, folks.

It wasn’t even a dress.

No, no.

Meghan decided to mix things up and pair the skirt with a black tank top.

Who needs a matching top when you’re the Duchess of Overdressed, right?

And let’s not forget the fit of the skirt.

It appeared as though Meghan had ordered the wrong size, as the waistband was puckering and pulling in all the wrong places.

Bravo, Meghan.

Bravo.

Now, let’s dive into the mystery dress that had fashion enthusiasts scratching their heads.

Rumor has it that Meghan requested a dress from Simone Rocha and Jean-Paul Gaultier, but they turned her down.

Yes, you heard that right.

Even the fashion world collectively said thanks, but no thanks to Meghan’s request.

And can we blame them?

The dress in question was a purple bustier number with a lace pattern and a puffy underpart.

It was a style that was about as far from Meghan’s fashion comfort zone as you can get.

Talk about a fashion disaster averted.

Meanwhile, while Meghan was busy trying to outshine everyone at Paris Fashion Week, Simone Rocha was making waves as part of Jean-Paul Gaultier’s guest designer program.

Her collection featured backless ballgowns, exquisite tulip creations, and enough bows, froth, pearls, and flowers to make even the most fashion-forward heads spin.

It was a fusion of iconic motifs from both houses, leaving Meghan’s purple dress request in the dust.

So there you have it, folks.

Meghan’s latest fashion foray can only be described as a colossal disaster.

But let’s not forget about Harry, who may look like a slob, but at least had the sense to dress appropriately for the occasion.

As for Meghan, well, she’s just giving us more material to work with in the ongoing drama that is her style choices.

Keep them coming, Meghan, because the fashion world can’t get enough of your fashion fiascos.