Oh, dear Meghan, it appears that your Hollywood aspirations are slipping away faster than you can utter “Golden Globes.”

The Duchess found herself in a frantic state, reaching out to Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos after being the subject of a joke during the awards ceremony.

However, to her dismay, Ted did not even bother answering the call.

Ouch.

To put things into perspective, if Meghan Markle were still under the representation of WME, they might have been able to pull some strings and secure her an invitation to the prestigious Golden Globes, right?

But here’s the catch.

Meghan doesn’t exactly have a track record of being the life of the party at these star-studded events.

No, she’s more of a “get in and get out” kind of gal.

Remember all those past award ceremonies she attended?

She never stuck around to mingle, network, and charm the Hollywood elite.

Instead, she and Prince Harry would make their exit early, leaving other guests to revel in the festivities.

Even at a Miss Foundation event, while others continued to celebrate, Meghan, Harry, and her mother swiftly hopped into a cab to escape the scene, only to be relentlessly pursued by paparazzi for a grueling two hours.

Ouch, once again.

The harsh reality is that Meghan’s networking abilities are about as appealing as a cup of tea left out all night.

It seems like everyone in Hollywood is actively avoiding her, going out of their way to steer clear as if she were carrying a contagious virus.

Even if W.M.E.

managed to secure her a spot at the Golden Globes, you can bet your last dollar that everyone would be doing their utmost to maintain a safe distance.

And here’s the rumor: W.M.E.

might be considering dropping her like a hot potato.

Yes, you heard it right.

All those articles speculating about a possible reconciliation with the royal family could merely be a clever test to see if she can play by their rules.

If she fails, well, they were planning to cut ties with her anyway.

Hollywood is ruthless, and it seems that Meghan is learning that the hard way.

But here’s the real kicker.

Following the Golden Globes roast, Meghan and Harry reportedly made an anxious call to Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos.

They were in a frenzy, seeking reassurance: “Are we okay?”

And what did Ted do?

He didn’t even bother picking up the phone.

Talk about a cold shoulder.

Perhaps it was the inclement weather, or maybe Meghan’s trusted driver, B-Grid, was too busy rolling their eyes to come to her aid.

Nevertheless, the reality remains: no one wants to drive out to pick her up, and nobody wants to take her calls.

She’s on the outs, my friends.

Meghan did attempt to clap back at the Golden Globes incident by sharing an old photo of herself and Harry at a previous event, where she donned a striped shirt and white pants.

However, the problem is that she has nothing new to bring to the table because no one in Hollywood wants to collaborate with her.

Remember that Commonwealth All-Devouring project she was involved in?

Well, it crashed and burned, leaving her with no cards left to play.

It’s safe to say that Meghan Markle’s Hollywood star is plummeting faster than a lead balloon.

If that weren’t enough, Prince Harry and Meghan received a brutal reality check.

They became the subject of merciless mockery during the Golden Globe ceremony.

Stand-up comedian Joe Coy took jabs at the royal couple, and commentator Phil Dampier delivered a harsh truth, stating that the Sussexes have become objects of ridicule.

Ouch, once more.

When even the woke crowd starts poking fun at you, it’s a clear sign that your star has fallen and hit rock bottom.