Oh, the audacity of some people.
Meghan Markle apparently believes she’s the hottest thing to hit Hollywood since sliced bread.
Newsflash, Meghan, you’re not even close.
Vanity Fair, the pinnacle of Hollywood glamor and glitz, has revoked her precious Oscar party ticket, and boy, do we have the juicy details.
For two decades, the Vanity Fair Oscar party has been the place to see and be seen on Oscar night.
It’s where the crème de la crème of film, music, business, tech, politics, and sports gather to celebrate.
You’d think Meghan Markle had just won the Oscar herself with the demands she made.
The buzz around Tinseltown is that Meghan has been desperately trying to snag herself a ticket to this coveted event.
But here’s the kicker.
Her demands are so outrageous that even the biggest A-listers of all time would be put to shame.
She wants extra tickets for her hangers-on and publicists.
Seriously?
Do they think this is a family reunion?
But wait, there’s more.
Meghan’s royal highness has requested that the red carpet be rolled out for her and the paparazzi for a whopping 30 minutes.
Is she auditioning for her own reality show or something?
She’s not even a nominee.
The nerve of this woman.
And get this, folks, the word on the street is that her husband, Prince Harry, wants nothing to do with this circus.
Can you blame him?
Why on earth would they think their presence is relevant?
They’ve got no projects, no connections, and probably not even a decent wardrobe to wear.
Last month, she even graced us with her presence at some other Vanity Fair event, which is something no self-respecting celebrity does.
Meghan, it’s called a hint.
Take it.
You don’t see Elton John attending other events before his AIDS Foundation fundraiser, do you?
He’s got some class.
Just to clarify, Meghan, this isn’t even for the actual Academy Awards ceremony.
Those tickets are reserved for the select few nominees and producers.
And guess what?
No plus ones allowed.
But Meghan, in her infinite wisdom, decided she should get her own 30-minute red carpet moment.
Delusions of grandeur, much?
As for the Vanity Fair after-party itself, it’s so exclusive that it costs half a million just to get through the door.
But guess what, Meghan?
Even if you had the cash, your army of bodyguards and publicists would be a big no-no.
Celebrities don’t roll that way.
But here’s the kicker.
Meghan and Harry have been MIA from the awards scene since 2020.
That’s four years and counting.
Not a single appearance at any award show or after-party.
Maybe they should start with baby steps, like attending the Elton John shindig.
Just a thought.
Meghan Markle’s grand plans to crash the Vanity Fair Oscar party have backfired spectacularly.