Netflix has a devious plan up its sleeve, and it involves seeking revenge on the troublesome Sussexes.

Prepare yourself for a scandalous tale of exploitation, deceit, and tantalizing revenge.

The streaming giant is reportedly considering a series that will rival the popular show “The Crown,” aptly named “The Clown.”

And here’s the kicker – they’re not even bothering to ask Prince Harry for his blessing.

Why should they?

After all, Harry’s book, “Spare,” is already out in the public domain, and the world is well aware of his story.

It’s practically an open invitation for an unauthorized biopic.

Netflix sees an opportunity to delve into Harry’s life like a ravenous vulture circling its prey.

And who can blame them?

They’ve already portrayed him as a sniveling snitch in “The Crown,” showing no qualms about disrespecting the younger royal brother.

So why not capitalize on his life story without his consent?

Netflix is ruthless, and they know it.

The intriguing part is that they don’t even have to call it “Spare.”

Heck, they don’t even have to refer to him as Prince Harry.

They can simply label it “Harry’s Story” and watch the money pour in.

That’s how showbiz works, my dear.

Harry thought he could make a quick buck with Netflix, but little did he know that they would turn the tables and exploit him instead.

Now, let’s consider the potential content.

Imagine a show that showcases Harry at his most controversial moments.

From mercilessly mocking a disabled woman to revealing intimate details of his first romantic encounter – the scandal would be off the charts.

Harry may believe his book is a beacon of truth, but it’s filled with fantastical tales that would make any producer cringe.

But hold on, because here comes the ultimate blow.

If Netflix proceeds with this ruthless plan, it would be the final blow to the Harkle brand.

They would expose Harry’s life in all its messy glory, leaving the audience questioning the authenticity of it all.

While “The Crown” blurred the line between reality and fiction, this show would boldly embrace the absurdity of Harry’s narrative.

Meanwhile, the producers of “The Crown” are not losing sleep over Harry’s memoir.

In fact, they seem rather unimpressed.

Annie Sulzberger, the head of research for the show, essentially brushed it off, saying, “Nice try, Harry, but maybe a year earlier?”

She wasn’t about to treat his personal memoir as the gospel truth.

To her, it was an interesting read, but hardly a game-changer.

To add insult to injury, Prince Harry’s book dropped just as “The Crown” was wrapping up its final season.

Talk about bad timing, Harry.

Most of season six had already been written and shot, with its release split into two parts in November and December.

So while Harry may have thought he had the last laugh, it turns out Netflix had the final word.