In a surprising turn of events, Oprah Winfrey has reportedly ended her fake bond with the Sussexes by skipping Meghan Markle’s Christmas party.

This news comes after a leaked clip showed Meghan pleading with Oprah to attend the gathering, only to be disappointed by her refusal.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had hoped for a Christmas reunion in England, but their plans were dashed due to a new movie.

Many had been optimistic about the couple’s reconciliation with the rest of the royal family, with the possibility of spending Christmas at Sandringham.

Sources close to Harry and Meghan had hinted at their desire to celebrate the festive season with their extended British family.

However, tensions between the royal family and the Sussexes have been heightened by the release of Scobie’s second book, Endgame.

This unexpected development has led to a change in this year’s Christmas arrangements at the Charles Mansion.

Sources revealed that Meghan chose to enjoy a leisurely morning instead of sending early-morning emails to her staff.

She sympathetically acknowledged that it was their day off as well.

Upon checking her mailbox, Meghan sadly discovered that cards from Jay-Z, Beyonce, the Beckhams, and other family members seemed to have been lost in transit.

Harry, on the other hand, appears to be cautious about the situation.

He decided to publish his ghost memoir in January, a decision that has caused some unease within the family.

In an effort to be more environmentally conscious, they have chosen ethically sourced chicken for their own garden.

The floor mats have been replaced with surplus copies of Meghan’s best-selling picture book, The Couch.

Despite these efforts, the atmosphere remains tense, with no mention of Spotify, coronations, or car chases allowed.

Oprah’s absence is particularly notable amidst recent rumors of a strained relationship.

In contrast, Doria and Tyler Perry arrived in a rented Hertz electric car, raising awareness for the environment during the royal Christmas in California.

The festive spirit continues with lively games in the drawing room, and Obed Scobie takes on the role of Chester Charade’s core.

It is said that Sandringham found his storytelling style too stuffy, but the Sussexes appreciate his imaginative Fireside Fantasy tales.

They are often seen sporting the perfect sweater and beanie combo, ready for their next beach stroll where they launch ships in bottles to less fortunate people around the world who may not have access to Netflix, newspapers, or the internet to hear Harry and Meghan’s complaints.

During their Christmas arrangements, the Sussexes have also claimed to have communicated with Diana’s spirit.

Conveniently, Diana has allegedly told them exactly what they wanted to hear: that Meghan is the fairest of them all, and Harry is still young and handsome.

This portrayal, however, may differ from the real Diana’s perspective, as she might have been disappointed in Harry’s chosen path.

In an attempt to create the appearance of a happy family, they stage idyllic Hallmark movie moments with their children for photos.