The Duke and Duchess of Sausages, Harry and Meghan, have recently found themselves at the center of controversy during their visit to New York.
It seems that their relationship is on shaky ground, as signs point to a growing divide between the couple.
Camilla Tomini, writing for The Telegraph, describes them as fragile and lacking romance, much like any couple with young children.
This revelation comes five years after their wedding, and it appears that my previous predictions about their eventual split are becoming a reality.
It is worth noting that if handled correctly, this separation could actually be beneficial for both parties involved.
Meghan once compared their relationship to salt and pepper, two elements that complement each other.
However, it seems that they are now moving in opposite directions, with Meghan looking towards the future while Harry remains stuck in the past.
The events of this week have only further highlighted the disparity between Meghan’s desire for fame and Harry’s need for privacy.
One can’t help but agree with Tomini’s assessment of their marriage troubles.
In fact, there are reports that Harry occasionally stays in a separate room at a hotel owned by a leading chain in Montecito.
He has also been known to stay at exclusive bungalows in San Vicente, a two-hour drive from their lavish 11-million-dollar mansion.
These claims may seem harsh, but they have a ring of truth to them.
It is not uncommon for men to seek solitude when they have a clear purpose and are working towards their goals.
At first, one might give Harry the benefit of the doubt, assuming that he is focused on building something meaningful.
However, upon closer examination, it becomes clear that he lacks direction and purpose.
He appears to be drifting aimlessly, caught up in a cycle of victimhood and scandal.
It is perplexing to think that with a 16-bathroom house, they couldn’t convert a couple of rooms into a man cave, like a Ginger Bat cave perhaps.
Instead, they opt for cheap accommodations away from home.
The incident in New York City, where the couple allegedly engaged in a car chase with paparazzi, reveals their unwillingness to invest in proper accommodations.
According to sources, they demanded a discounted room at the Carlyle, a hotel favored by the late Princess Diana.
When their request was denied, they ended up staying at a friend’s house on the Upper East Side.
However, when followed by photographers, they were reluctant to lead them back to their friend’s home and opted for a dangerous car chase instead.
Law enforcement sources have criticized their decision, stating that they should have prioritized safety over saving money.
It is not surprising that the Carlyle refused to offer them a discount.
What is surprising, however, is that they still have friends willing to accommodate them.
Even Gayle King, who was thought to be a staunch supporter of the couple, hinted that the incident may have been blown out of proportion.
Major networks, including CBS, echoed this sentiment, suggesting that Harry and Meghan exaggerated the seriousness of the situation.
The fact that they stayed at Gayle King’s New York City house during their visit for the fake award adds another layer of intrigue.
It seems that an interview between the couple and Gayle King is now highly anticipated, reminiscent of the infamous Jussie Smollett interview.
Furthermore, it has come to light that Harry frequents the exclusive San Vicente bungalows in West Hollywood, a place where journalists are banned.
This secretive members club serves as a refuge for Harry, providing him with an escape from the demands of parenting two young children.
Friends describe the couple as frazzled, which is understandable given their circumstances.
However, even their royal pals have begun mocking them, particularly in relation to the New York City car chase incident.
One friend of Prince William joked about the Sussexes’ supposed desire for a quieter life, questioning why Harry would attend award ceremonies if he is triggered by flashbulbs.
Another friend, speaking on behalf of King Charles, acknowledged Harry’s fear of paparazzi but emphasized the futility of complaining about photographers or the media.
The friend highlighted that such complaints only exacerbate the situation.
It is clear that Harry needs time for reflection, but it seems unlikely that he will be granted that luxury.
His curse, it appears, is to forever be entangled in a battle with the royal family.
As his relevance dwindles, he may resort to launching yet another attack, as it seems to be the only way he can maintain his public image.
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