In the latest chapter of the ongoing saga surrounding the British royal family, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are once again at the center of controversy, and this time, they’re dragging Princess Beatrice and Zara Tindall into the fray.

It seems that the couple, known for their insatiable appetite for the spotlight, is attempting to manipulate their way back into good graces with the royals.

Hold on tight, because this story is about to get wild.

According to a so-called royal expert—who may not be as credible as they claim—Beatrice and Zara are allegedly poised to play pivotal roles in mending fences between Meghan, Harry, and the rest of the royal family.

If I were in their shoes, I’d be looking for the nearest exit.

The tension has reached levels that can only be described as a full-blown feud, with Meghan and Harry taking more shots at the royals than a rowdy college student at happy hour.

Their recent memoir, “Spare,” has been nothing short of explosive, yet now they’re claiming they want to build bridges.

Honestly, it feels like they’ve torched every bridge in sight, leaving behind a trail of destruction.

The only structure they should consider building is one that leads them back to reality.

Adding fuel to the fire, Meghan has reportedly been making clandestine calls to Beatrice and Zara, trying to emotionally manipulate them with tales of their children, Archie and Lilibet.

One has to wonder: do these kids actually exist, or are they merely figments of their imagination?

It’s a strange situation, especially when you consider that King Charles has recently had enough of their antics and has given them the boot from Frogmore Cottage.

It’s hard to blame him.

After all, Meghan and Harry have overstayed their welcome, much like a guest who ignores all the subtle hints to leave.

Their claims of needing security to return to the UK seem rather flimsy, especially coming from someone with military experience.

It raises eyebrows: is Harry truly afraid of paparazzi, or is Meghan simply worried about having to conform to royal protocol?

Now, after all the mudslinging, they seem to want to waltz back into the royal fold as if nothing happened.

It’s almost laughable, like they’re auditioning for a reality show titled “How to Lose Your Royal Status in 10 Days.” And here’s the kicker: they expect Beatrice and Zara to act as mediators in this chaotic circus.

Good luck with that; they’d have better chances training a cat to bark.

The rift between William and Harry is palpable, with tensions running higher than a stretched rubber band.

What we’re witnessing appears to be the desperate grasping for relevance by Meghan and Harry.

They cling to their royal ties like Rose clung to that door in “Titanic,” all while insisting they’re just ordinary people fighting for their cause.

However, let’s not kid ourselves.

They’re not revolutionaries or victims.

They’re two privileged individuals who couldn’t navigate the complexities of royal life and are now trying to carve out a narrative of victimhood.

The saddest part?

They’re willing to drag other family members into their chaotic drama.

Beatrice and Zara have managed to live relatively quiet lives, contributing positively to society without resorting to Netflix deals for validation.

Now, they find themselves caught in the whirlwind of Meghan and Harry’s antics, like bystanders in a tornado of drama.

It’s ironic, considering Meghan and Harry left the UK under the guise of seeking privacy, only to air their grievances on platforms like Oprah and Netflix.

As for what lies ahead for this tumultuous duo, will they successfully manipulate their way back into the royal family, or will Beatrice and Zara see through their tactics?

Only time will reveal the outcome.

However, one thing remains certain: as long as Meghan and Harry continue to serve up this spectacle, someone needs to call out the absurdity, and it looks like that someone is me.

In the meantime, let’s raise a toast to the concept of royal dignity, which seems to have vanished somewhere between Harry’s complaints about his “spare” status and Meghan’s attempts to transform the monarchy into a personal PR machine.

May it rest in peace, along with our dwindling expectations for this royal saga.