It seems that South Park has once again hit the nail on the head with their portrayal of Meghan and Harry’s recent world tour.

In what can only be described as a Monta shit show, the couple’s attempts to win over the public have backfired spectacularly.

As a journalist who prides myself on rationality, I don’t usually entertain conspiracy theories.

However, the events of the past week have left me wondering if we are all being played by the Harkles, Invictus, and Netflix.

Let’s start with Meghan’s antics.

One moment she’s seen ordering hamburgers at an In-N-Out drive-through, supposedly for invisible children, and the next she’s delivering a speech in Dusseldorf that left many scratching their heads.

She spoke about bringing these invisible children to future Invictus Games, but failed to explain why she couldn’t have done it this time.

It seems that Meghan is more interested in using children for financial gain than actually caring for their well-being.

The idea of allowing these invisible children out of their supposed prison is deemed too risky, as it may expose the truth behind Meghan and Harry’s deception.

What struck me the most was Meghan’s audacity to lecture the audience at Invictus about family values.

It’s clear that she has no understanding of what it means to have a family, having cut off most of her own relatives.

The only exception seems to be her questionable mother, who serves as a role model for Meghan’s invisible children.

Both Meghan and her mother have a history of exploiting men for personal gain, and it’s evident that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

There are even claims that Meghan and Harry may have traveled together to Germany, despite their attempts to deceive the public.

The In-N-Out burger incident could have been a stunt to make us believe Meghan was at home while Harry was in Germany.

This theory may sound far-fetched, but considering their track record of deception, it’s not entirely implausible.

It seems the Monta shit show is in full swing, with Meghan and Harry trying to present a united front to appease Netflix, who holds their financial fate in their hands.

Invictus, on the other hand, initially announced that Meghan would be giving the closing ceremony speech, focusing on courage and resilience.

However, due to public backlash and threats of sponsor withdrawal, they had to backtrack and remove Meghan from the lineup.

Many of us suspected that she would still make an appearance, as controversy and attention seem to fuel her narcissistic tendencies.

It’s likely that Netflix forced her to attend, as they hold the power over her now.

Meghan is no stranger to transactional relationships, and this is just another example of her manipulative nature.

She has no qualms about using others for personal gain and revels in the negative energy that surrounds her.

Her demands for the Invictus Games were outrageous, including a helicopter on standby, all expenses paid clothing, and even specific color schemes for her suite.

Naturally, Invictus refused these demands, leading to a statement clarifying that Meghan’s earlier announcement was a mistake and that another presenter would take her place.

Looking back, it’s clear that Invictus was worried about the negative impact Meghan would have on the games.

They were concerned about sponsors pulling out and a potential boycott due to her unpopularity.

The decision to manipulate the situation and release a desired narrative seems to be an attempt to salvage their reputation.

Unfortunately, by associating themselves with Meghan and Harry, they have already suffered a blow to their integrity and credibility.

In conclusion, South Park’s portrayal of Meghan and Harry’s world tour as a Monta shit show seems more accurate than ever.

The couple’s attempts to win over the public have only resulted in backlash and further damage to their reputation.

It remains to be seen how this tour will ultimately affect their standing in the eyes of the public and their financial ties with Netflix.