Hold onto your hats, everyone, because Prince Harry’s recent actions are straight out of a suspense novel rather than a royal family reunion.
Insider sources are buzzing with news that Harry and Meghan are planning a follow-up to their explosive memoir, “Spare.”
This memoir had already revealed more royal secrets than a clumsy cook.
But the plot thickens – or sours, depending on where your loyalty lies.
Harry’s bold move?
Using the mere idea of this sequel as leverage in a royal blackmail plot against King Charles.
Quite the move, Harry.
Very classy.
Having settled in sunny California, Harry seems to be yearning for the chilly embrace of the UK, or perhaps just the wealth and influence of the royal family.
Despite trimming down what must have been the world’s lengthiest memoir, he is eager to share the remaining juicy details.
But here’s the twist.
According to royal expert Tom Quinn, this isn’t merely about Harry sharing his side of the story.
It’s a strategic play to corner Charles into a negotiation, or let’s call it what it is – a thinly veiled threat.
Picture Harry’s proposition.
“Nice monarchy you’ve got there, Dad.
It would be a shame if something were to unravel in ‘Spare 2: The Revenge’.”
And what’s Harry’s endgame?
A comeback to royal duties on his and Meghan’s terms, which some might find overly optimistic.
Amidst the real-life struggles of King Charles and Princess Catherine, Harry envisions a fairy-tale return where he and Meghan reenter the royal scene, possibly with a touch of Hollywood glamour.
But let’s not overlook Meghan in this saga.
Dubbed the Duchess of Dollars by some, she is reportedly considering delving into memoir writing herself.
Because clearly, the world is in dire need of more content from the Sussexes, right?
Meanwhile, Meghan’s latest project, the American Riviera Orchard, sounds posh, doesn’t it?
However, skeptics view it as nothing more than a money-making venture disguised as a quaint business selling jams and tales of cutlery.
Despite promising the late queen they wouldn’t commercialize their titles, Meghan seems to be plastering the Duchess of Sussex label on everything but a lemonade stand.
Harry’s alleged scheme to force his way back into royal favor with a sequel to his book is as subtle as a marching band in a library.
The royal family, especially Charles and William, now face the challenge of navigating a couple whose ambitions appear limitless.
With Harry’s threat of a revealing sequel hanging over the palace like a storm cloud, one can’t help but marvel at the audacity.
It’s evident that Harry and Meghan’s story is far from reaching its conclusion, with each new development more daring than the last.
Whether this plan will materialize or if it’s another tactic in the Sussex playbook of surprises remains uncertain.
However, one thing is certain – the royal family, and possibly the world, could do without another round of upheaval.