Oh, where in the world is Harry?
Is he still gallivanting around England?
Or has he finally made his grand exit?
The suspense builds as Meghan’s trusty mole on Twitter points out that our dear Prince Harry hasn’t been seen re-entering the US.
Could this be too good to be true?
Or is he simply temporarily barred from the land of the free?
But hold on, there’s a twist in this thrilling saga.
An eagle-eyed observer claims to have spotted Harry on a commercial flight from the US to San Francisco last Friday.
It seems he is heading to the Bay Area.
Excitement mounts as speculation runs rampant.
However, there’s a little hiccup in this fairy tale.
Rumor has it that these two lovebirds are not living together.
In fact, they haven’t been together for quite some time.
What a shocker!
Now let’s delve into the gossip mill, shall we?
According to a random Reddit user, Meghan is living it up in sunny LA, while Harry is hanging out in the Bay Area at the Better Up house.
They complain about the paparazzi tailing them, but here’s the kicker – unless they’re shouting from the rooftops about their whereabouts, no one really cares.
They’ve mastered the art of going under the radar, just like when Madam Meghan went MIA for weeks after “Spare” was published.
Talk about disappearing acts.
But brace yourselves, because here’s the real kicker.
A so-called royal expert claims that Harry might be in hot water with US immigration.
Why, you ask?
Well, it seems our beloved Duke of Sussex spilled the beans about his wild party boy days, including dabbling in magic mushrooms and other illicit substances.
He even confessed to using psychedelics and cannabis to cope with past traumas.
Scandalous, isn’t it?
Now the million-dollar question is whether Prince Harry, now residing in the good old US with his American wife Meghan Markle, fibbed to US immigration about his colorful past.
According to royal news and showbiz report guru Kinsey Schofield, this could become a problem if it turns out Harry wasn’t entirely forthcoming.
Cue the drama.
In an unexpected turn of events, a Washington-based think tank called the Heritage Foundation has filed a freedom of information request, stirring the pot even further.
Schofield reveals that immigration officials have until April 12 to release any information regarding Harry’s visa and his disclosure of his drug use history.
But don’t hold your breath, folks, because officials are playing coy and labeling it private information.
Now, before you get your knickers in a twist, let’s clarify that Harry won’t be in trouble if he did spill the beans about his drug escapades.
The real issue arises if he lied about it.
Drum roll, please.
And just when you thought this soap opera couldn’t get any juicier, commentator extraordinaire Angela Levin steps into the spotlight.
Levin claims that Prince Harry was sent back to the UK by his dear wife to stir the pot with the royals.
According to her, Harry is on a mission to crash the monarchy and take over the whole shebang, with Meghan pulling the strings.
It’s a real royal coup, if you will.
But wait, there’s more.
Levin suggests another cunning reason for Harry’s London jaunt.
Supposedly, Meghan sent him over to see if he’d be allowed back into the US after revealing his drug use.
What a plot twist!