In a recent spectacle that has left many shaking their heads, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry embarked on what they’ve dubbed a royal tour of Colombia.

However, this visit has sparked criticism for its glaring contradictions and perceived insincerity.

As they navigate their way through the headlines, it seems the couple is more focused on maintaining their celebrity status than on making any genuine impact.

Picture this: Meghan, the Duchess of Delusion, stands before a group of enthusiastic Colombian schoolchildren, lecturing them on the virtues of self-reliance.

The irony here is almost palpable.

How can someone who married into royalty for fame and fortune preach about independence?

It’s as if she’s completely oblivious to the reality surrounding her.

Let’s take a closer look at this so-called royal tour.

It’s hard not to question the authenticity of their mission.

With every desperate attempt to cling to relevance, they seem to stray further from the royal image they once embodied.

At this point, they are as royal as a pair of flip-flops on a winter day.

Now, consider the message of self-reliance being delivered by Meghan, who was decked out in designer attire worth more than many Colombians earn in a year.

Clad in a summer suit costing over £1,000, accessorized with a handbag that could rival the price of a small car, she stood in stark contrast to the lives of the very children she was addressing.

It’s reminiscent of Marie Antoinette suggesting the poor simply eat cake—nothing but tone-deafness wrapped in privilege.

In a twist of irony, the duo also spoke about managing online presence and the perils of social media.

This is quite rich coming from two individuals who have turned their lives into a lucrative streaming series.

Rather than championing a cause, they appear to be fighting to remain relevant in a world that increasingly sees through their façade of victimhood.

And then there’s Prince Harry, who seems to have traded his crown for a life of subservience.

Once known as the fun-loving royal, he now appears to be little more than a shadow trailing behind Meghan.

It’s disheartening to watch someone who once had such a vibrant personality become a mere accessory in someone else’s narrative.

Adding to the absurdity, Colombia’s vice president reportedly invited them after viewing their Netflix documentary.

Is this how we’re supposed to conduct international relations now?

By taking cues from popular streaming content?

One can only imagine what’s next—inviting cast members from “Stranger Things” to negotiate peace treaties.

What we’re witnessing might just be the last gasps of their relevance.

Meghan and Harry cling to their royal connections like a lifeline, all while trying to convince the world that they’re just like everyone else.

They’re not revolutionaries; they’re not victims.

Instead, they come across as two privileged individuals struggling to carve out a narrative that suits them.

The real tragedy here lies with the Colombian students who were likely excited to meet royals.

Instead of receiving inspiration, they’re treated to a lesson in hypocrisy.

Being told to be self-reliant by someone who has never held a traditional job is not exactly empowering.

It’s also worth noting that this is the same couple who fled the UK, claiming they were victims of privacy invasion, only to air their grievances on global platforms.

Their desire to make a difference seems overshadowed by their need to remain in the spotlight, leading to a thick layer of hypocrisy that’s hard to ignore.

So, what’s next for this dynamic duo?

Will they continue their tour of faux royal engagements, or will they finally recognize that the world has far more pressing issues than their personal dramas?

Time will tell.

But one thing is certain: as long as they keep spinning their narrative, there will be those ready to call out the inconsistencies.

As we watch this unfolding drama, let’s hope for a moment of clarity for Prince Harry, who seems lost in his new role.

Perhaps he’ll rediscover himself somewhere along the Colombian coast.

Until then, we can only observe as Meghan continues to steer the ship, leaving Harry to navigate the turbulent waters of their self-created chaos.