Oh, boy, where do we even begin with the latest royal circus starring none other than Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Drama?
It seems our favorite royal defectors have been at it again, turning the royal family’s actual crisis into their personal soap opera.
As King Charles and Princess Catherine navigate health challenges, you’d think Harry and Meghan would step up, right?
Wrong.
Instead, Meghan, ever the opportunist, and Harry, her loyal sidekick, seemed more focused on climbing the royal ladder than offering genuine support.
Talk about priorities.
Meghan, fueled by what can only be described as a cocktail of ambition and envy, reportedly had her eyes set on usurping Princess Catherine’s spot in the royal pecking order.
But oh, how the tables have turned.
King Charles, not one to be played, decided to checkmate their little power play by elevating Lady Louise Windsor.
Lady Louise, the embodiment of grace and dignity, has been chosen to step up, leaving Harry and Meghan probably gawking in disbelief.
This young royal has shown more maturity and restraint than our estranged Sussexes, declining titles and focusing on her education like a true role model.
Let’s not gloss over the irony here.
Meghan, possibly stewing in frustration, finds herself outmaneuvered by a 20-year-old college student.
Meanwhile, Lady Louise is hitting the books, pursuing an English degree at the prestigious University of St. Andrews, and handling her royal duties with elegance.
In contrast, Harry and Meghan’s latest endeavors seem to be a masterclass in PR disasters and questionable affiliations.
Speaking of disasters, let’s talk about Archewell, their flagship that’s looking more like a sinking ship.
Executives are jumping ship faster than you can say Megxit.
Bennett Levine, an executive at their production company, has pieced out, marking yet another departure in a growing list of ex-employees.
With such a turnover rate, you’d think they were running a fast food joint, not a royal foundation.
Jenny Bond, a royal commentator, didn’t mince words, calling the situation at Archewell nothing short of a tsunami of people leaving.
It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t tear your eyes away.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Harry finds himself entangled in a controversy with African Parks, where allegations of rape and abuse by the organization’s eco-guards have surfaced.
As president, Harry’s been urged to cut ties, but so far, it’s been crickets from Camp Sussex.
It’s a bad look, Harry, and no amount of royal charm or Netflix specials can gloss over this mess.
To sum up, Harry and Meghan’s quest for royal relevance and Hollywood glam has been anything but smooth.
Between their tone-deaf power grabs and association with troubled organizations, it’s been one PR nightmare after another.
As they navigate this self-made labyrinth of controversy and ambition, one can’t help but wonder if they ever pause and think, maybe we’re the problem.