In the ongoing saga of Harry and Meghan’s quest to mingle with the crème de la crème of L.A.’s elite, a new chapter unfolds, starring none other than Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner’s younger companion.
Imagine this scenario: Harry, the supposed prince of Aspen’s snow-capped mountains, claiming to carve the slopes alongside Gamble and billionaire Whitney Wolfe Heard.
It’s a storyline tailor-made for tabloids, dripping with desperation and the unmistakable aroma of Meghan’s PR machinery working in overdrive.
However, the plot thickens, or rather, the snow begins to thaw.
Despite the Sussexes’ attempts to portray a life of royal leisure and elite connections, Gamble’s side pours a bucket of cold water on the charade.
The word from Camp Gamble?
It was merely a chance encounter on the slopes.
Harry, it appears, was just another skier on that mountain day, their paths crossing by pure coincidence.
No bonding over friendship trinkets, no cozying up with hot cocoa by the fire – just a fleeting greeting followed by silence.
It’s akin to a regrettable date both parties prefer to forget.
Meanwhile, Meghan, the self-proclaimed online influencer, supposedly engrossed in her latest venture, American Riviera Orchard, has little time for trivial pursuits like skiing.
Launching a lifestyle brand peddling jams and cookware demands a commitment rivaling that of Nobel laureates.
The Sussexes’ PR apparatus spins so rapidly, it risks generating its own weather system.
While actual royals handle crises and embody service, Harry and Meghan seem to equate a chance ski slope encounter and a brand launch with royal responsibilities.
Their hectic schedules prompt speculation about how they fit in alleged non-stop vacations and luxury ski trips.
Harry’s memoir, “Spare,” resembles a brochure for exclusive ski resorts worldwide, underscoring the gap between his life of leisure and the commoner’s daily toil.
Meghan’s re-entry into social media via American Riviera Orchard aims to position her as Montecito’s Martha Stewart, though the venture garners followers faster than revealing its purpose.
Her venture into online retail, selling everything from jams to home furnishings, marks her latest reinvention post-royalty.
Meghan excels in closing one chapter – recall The TIG?
– and opening another, with a grand entrance demanding attention, if not admiration.
In summary, another day, another episode in the ongoing soap opera that is the Sussexes’ existence.
Whether they seek to mingle with L.A.’s elite or launch debatable lifestyle brands, one certainty remains – they excel at keeping us engaged in conversation.